Fur-Bearing Trout

A fur-bearing-trout is a fearsome critter. It is said to live in Arkansas,the great lakes and other deep fresh water places. It has fur.

Origins
Well some trout at the bottom of the great lakes thought that it was mighty cold down there, so most left, but some got fatter and grew a fur coat.

Taste
It taste like castor oil. Any way you cook it.

How to catch
Have to go to the Great lakes and us a fishing rod with a 18 pnd lead weight, and the longest fishing line you can get.Put some corn on the hook.